Chapter 77
After washing up, the two went back to bed.
Yu Na was still a little uneasy, sitting cross-legged in front of Xiao Chen: “When is your mom coming?”
“She didn't say the exact time.” Xiao Chen pulled her into his arms, “She said she was going to launch a surprise attack to avoid me finding a fake one at the last minute.”
“......”
“She also said that even if it's fake, we'd have to cultivate feelings during this time. If she feels it's staged at that time, she'll immediately take me to a blind date.”
Xiao Chen buried his head in her neck, “This time, she really doesn't intend to let me off.”
Yu Na was stunned when she heard this.
She blankly asked, "Then how can we make her not feel it's staged?"
Yu Na suddenly realized a terrible problem, "What if she thinks we're acting, and doesn't believe us, and takes you on a blind date, what should I do?!"
"No," Xiao Chen lay flat on the bed again, teasing her with interest: “Why do you have to think she will feel we're acting?”
She was at a loss for words for a moment: “I--”
Xiao Chen rested his elbow and turned his head towards her: “Why don't we show more affection in front of her, wouldn't that make it look less staged?”
"But," Yu Na hesitated, "isn't it a bit inappropriate to show affection in front of elders?"
Xiao Chen snorted coldly, “Haven't my dad and mom shown affection in front of me countless times? Did I say anything?”
He made a lot of small moves, resting his arm under Yu Na's head again, pulling her into his arms, “Now there’s finally a chance--” The corners of his lips outlined a sinister smile: “Why don’t you help me get back at them?”
She was speechless.
The two lay facing each other, and Yu Na burrowed deeper into his arms. She was very interested in Xiao Chen's family and felt that this was something she would eventually have to understand.
"Your parents must be very affectionate, right?" Yu Na remembered what Xiao Chen and his mother had said on the phone last time. She could feel that Xiao Chen grew up in a loving environment, and his mother's voice also sounded very energetic.
Xiao Chen nodded, "Well, my mom doesn't like hiring nannies. So my dad still does all the housework at home to this day, and my mom just stays at home as a rich lady. My dad always taught me that boys should learn how to do housework."
He slowly said, "He also said that a wife is there to be pampered. It's an asshole move to say a harsh word, it's better to wrong yourself than wrong your wife."
Yu Na listened and found it unbelievable.
Her father had assets worth over 100 billion yuan, with countless people trying to get close to him. Also, her father had an arrogant personality, and her mother was somewhat afraid of him to some extent.
So the stereotype told Yu Na that those with even a little money were not easy to get along with, let alone an entrepreneur with deep pockets. She asked, "So in the past, didn't you have to suffer a constant barrage of PDA...?"
Xiao Chen's eyes curved upwards, “After all, I was born to be a light bulb, when I was young it was my parents, when I grew up it was my friends, tsk, I'm used to it.”
"You're not a light bulb at all!" Yu Na moved closer to him slyly, "You're my--" She suddenly got up and jumped on him, with her mouth against his ear, whispering: "Most precious treasure, one of a kind."
Xiao Chen: "......"
The sudden sweet words left him a little overwhelmed.
Yu Na didn't notice, and took advantage of the situation to say, "From now on, if any of your friends show affection in front of you, just let me know. I'll dress up nicely and piss them off too!"
Xiao Chen didn't respond, just grabbed her arm.
Yu Na suddenly collapsed on top of him without warning.
"You'd better behave, stop testing my patience all the time," Xiao Chen held her waist with one hand and pinched her face with the other, kneading it back and forth, warning word for word: "I have a limit to my tolerance."
"......" It was New Year's Eve that day.
Xiao Chen took Yu Na with him, and went on a double date with Han Chengxun and Lin Shu'an.
The two ladies wanted to go to a certain theme park, and the gentlemen had no choice but to oblige.
The four met at the entrance of the theme park. Yu Na saw that the passersby were all wearing various cute headbands.
Yu Na's eyes lit up.
She had put on exquisite makeup today just to take lots of pictures.
Yu Na pulled Lin Shu'an's arm, "Where can I buy the headbands they're wearing? Let's go buy them too!"
"They sell them inside, let's go take a look!" Lin Shu'an said.
Han Chengxun's eyebrows twitched heavily. He and Lin Shu'an had come here to play before.
He was very against wearing this kind of girly headbands.
At this time, Xiao Chen still didn't know how serious it was. He and Han Chengxun followed behind.
Yu Na put on a Mickey Mouse headband for herself, and then found a pink bunny ear headband. She ran to Xiao Chen excitedly, "Will you wear this for me?"
Xiao Chen: ?
He took the headband incredulously, staring blankly, and asked uncertainly: "You want me to wear this?"
"Yes, it's so cute."
Xiao Chen's mouth twitched: "Are you kidding me! I'm a pure manly man."
"So what, didn't you see many men wearing them when we came in, they're so cute."
"But none of them were wearing pink bunny ears."
Yu Na sighed, "There were devil horns originally, but they were sold out." "Then just don't wear it, it's enough for you to wear it," Xiao Chen tried to please her with an apologetic smile, "I'll take pictures for you later, okay?"
Yu Na pouted, "You must look super cute wearing it!"
At the same time, Lin Shu'an and Han Chengxun were facing the same situation.
Lin Shu'an was wearing a cat ear headband herself. Because many styles were already picked over, she looked through them and picked out white angel wings for Han Chengxun after careful selection.
Han Chengxun's lips were drawn in a straight line.
His eyes were fixed on the tuft of unknown fluff on top of the angel wings.
"......"
He steeled himself and asked, "Are you sure you want me to wear this?"
"There were many styles originally, but they were sold out. The only ones left are--" Lin Shu'an pointed to the pair of pink bunny ears, "these."
Han Chengxun: "......"
Xiao Chen watched the show to the side, thinking, I want to see how you will compromise.
Han Chengxun seemed to notice his gaze and glanced at him. Suddenly he relaxed.
Then Xiao Chen heard him say—
"Fine, as long as you're happy, I'll wear anything."
Xiao Chen: ?
Yu Na heard every word of this clearly.
Yu Na shook his arm again, "Han Chengxun is wearing it! Look at him!"
Xiao Chen looked at Han Chengxun unpleasantly, his eyes questioning: "You did that on purpose, didn't you!"
The other also responded with a look: "What can you do about it?"
Xiao Chen finally had no choice but to resign himself and compromise, gritting his teeth: "Fine, I'll wear it."
Xiao Chen and Han Chengxun were tall and handsome. Wearing such a cute headband naturally attracted a lot of attention.
There were even a few people secretly taking photos with their phones.
Xiao Chen blushed.
Every time he moved his head even a little, the bunny ears on his head would sway back and forth.
Yu Na walked beside him, couldn't help but looked up and kissed him, "So cute!"
Xiao Chen: "......"
Finally, Yu Na and Lin Shu'an walked in front, and the two bag carriers walked behind.
Han Chengxun said slickly, imitating someone's voice: "So cute~"
Xiao Chen: "Piss off."